David 1.1

Napaka casual kung paano ko nakilala si David. Pinasa lang siya sa akin na parang bola.

"Seeeeth! Sige naaaah! I-set up mo ako dun sa fubu mong taga-Baguio bibigyan kita ng 5 celfone numbers.", sabi ni Ethan. 

"Eh sige, ikaw bahala? Pero di ko naman kayang maguarantee na magkakagustuhan kayo?".

So nagpalitan, isang guy kapalit ng lima. Nag reply naman tatlo sa kanila. Typical. Wala na keme pa ako magtanung. ASL? Stats? Top ka ba? Dick size mo? May place? Pic sa net?

"Uhm... bakit mo ba tinatanung? Saan mo ba nakuha yung number ko?" reply ng isa.

"Pinasa lang sa akin. Ano game ka ba?" buyo ko.

"Hindi naman kasi ako para sa ganoon lang..."

Nahiya naman ako. Masyado akong naging presko, ni hindi ko man lang inisip na tao ang kausap ko. Sinubukan kong bumawi, nakipagkaibigan naman ako. Pinaunlakan naman niya. Pagkatapus noon, halos araw araw na din kaming magkatext. Halos lahat ng bagay napag uusapan namin. Matalino naman kasi. Political Science graduate sa UP Manila. Habang tumatagal, mas nagiging personal na nga tanung niya sa akin.

"Single ka ba Seth?"

"Oo, bakit?" sagot ko. Sinungaling. Kami pa ni Mark noon. Naglalaro pa ako.


To be continued...

Bottom's Bento

Panda riceballs with asparagus (bamboo)

Pokeballs (egg and tomato) and Pikachu (cheese)

Ang effort kumain! LOL

Wisdom

Naks. 

I know how to nurse a broken heart. 

Naging powder kaya yung sakin? hehehe

My Google for the Day

I like!

Limos

Noong mas bata pa ako, iisa lang ang mukha sa akin ng isang taong nanlilimos. Kadalasan, ito yung taong mukhang madungis, nakatira sa kalsada, mukhang may sakit at nagkakalkal sa basura.

Fast forward ng 10 taon, level up na ang panlilimos at nauumay na ako. Hindi na sila mukhang busabos.

1. Punas Sapatos

Classic ito. Mejo original. Nakasakay ako noon sa jeep papasok ng UST, mayroong isang batang halos tumalon papasok ng jeep an mat dalang basahan at iisa isang punasan ang sapatos ng mga pasahero. Naman. Kung hindi ka naman ba bato para hindi maawa dito? 

Matapos ang iilang araw, marami na nagsigayahan. Pero hindi na sila nagpupunas, dumadampi na lang yung basahan (which is equally nakakadiri since di mo alam saan galing) at minimal na ang effort.

2. Hingi ng Pamasahe

Naggym na ako sa Ortigas noon. May makikita kang mag-ina ang drama. Simple ang damit, may kaunting bagahe. Kailangan daw ng pamasahe pauwi. Ako naman itong nag abot ng 20 pesos. Anu naman kasi ang mararating ng 5 piso di ba? Pero nung ilang araw ko na rin silang nakikita na ganun pa din ang strategy, manhid na ulit ako.

Hindi rin naman lahat paawang effect. Minsan gwapo, malinis, ngingitian ka pa. Che. Dun tayu sa bahay iuuwi na kita. hahahaha

3. Hagulgol

Isa pang variation ng hingi ng pamasahe. This time with matching tears. Sa mall o restaurant, may lalapit na lamang basta na umiiyak at nanghihingi ng perang pamasahe.

4. Kami po ay isang grupo ng manggagawa 

Uso ito sa bus. Kung kelan maganda palabas sa TV saka siya magsasalita na sila daw ay isang grupo na nagrarally laban sa sa hindi tamang pamamalakad ng kanilang factory/kumpanya at kailangan nila ng pondo. Three years after nakikita ko pa rin siya sa bus paminsan minsan.

5. Love offering lang po

Bus din ang setting. Bigla na lang may tatayu sa gitna, may dalang Bibliya at may babasahin ng malalim na Tagalog o pwede ring Taglish. Kaunting dasal, magaabot na ng sobre kung gusto mo lang naman maligtas ang iyong kaluluwa.

Pinaka nakakatawang naabutan ko nito, sa MRT niya sinubukan. Wala naman problema nung maluwag pa. Kaso makatatlong station na, wala nang taong makagalaw. Maririnig mo na lang boses niya. Fail ka kuya.

6. Namatay/Maysakit ang aking ________ kailangan ng palibing/pagamot.

In fairness, may props. May kung anung document sa loob ng plastic envelope na katibayan ng death certificate o diagnosis ng kamag anak. Sinu nga ba naman ang mag iisip na silipin pa iyon di ba?

7. I am part of an org ...

Ito ang impressive. Kukuha sila ng mga teenager na maamo ang mukha, mahusay magsalita minsan maganda pa English accent. Bebentahan ka lang naman ng ballpen na may calendar sa halagang 100 pesos. Hello, sampu lang po iyon sa Divisoria? Kapag pinapanuod ko sa malayo, may pumapatol naman?

8. Abot sobre

Nakakapagud sin siguro magsalita. Pwede naman nakasulat na lang di ba? Investment ang envelopes. Nakakapagsulat ka naman pala bakit di ka mag aral di ba?

9. One man band

Minsan isa lang, minsan duet. May speaker at baterya pa. Novelty songs din kinakanta. Kadalasan pareho silang bulag.

10. Sleep all day over.

Wala naman siya dun kahapon. Pero low and behold, may makikita ka na lang na hihiga kung saan, marungis, may lalagyan. 




Anu ba akala ng mga ito? Ngumanga ako buong araw magagawa ako ng pera?

Naughty Random 1

In 2010, I actually teased several friends I got no money for Christmas presents and would give out sexual favors instead.

... guess how many gave in? 

Ooopps teka!

I'm gonna be 29 real soon!

Answer : Email Fan Question (PART 2)

So let's say you can tolerate more than 2 inches + 2 fingers inserted at the same time. Check.

You'll know when you're ready if the top guy actually tells you you're "slippery" enough and you're not too tense on his fingers anymore.

Penetration: Dick shape and Size

While I am not necessarily limiting your options (and you do sound single by the way). You can start with the guys whose size you think you can manage first. In addition, I recommend you hold off from these shapes ... for now.

 The Baseball Bat.

The dick head is the largest part and of the same size as the shaft and slightly narrows down towards the base.

The Mushroom Head.

My fetish and personal favorite. The head is significantly larger than the shaft. Once inserted it tends to form a vacuum seal as if a pumping piston inside you. (deyymmmmm! plus it makes a popping sound like uncorking a bottle of wine *haha*)

Hmpf. Kakagigil! hihihi



Position

There are two positions you should be comfortable with:

Missionary, lying down on your back, hip slightly elevated with 1-2 pillows, legs open. More intimate with eye contact.

Doggy style, you're down on all fours, penetration is deeper, no eye contact, top can hold on to your hips for leverage ( or in my case I prefer him doing it no hands or maybe pulling on my hair a little bit until my head tilts back while doing in in front of a mirror with some dirty talk. Oh yeah!) LOL

... or if you'd like to be in control,

Ask the top to lie down on his back, straddle him, ease yourself to sit on it until you can take his full length and then control the thrusting ( or in my case I would also pin his arms down forcefully and vary the pace while I do the pumping or sometimes once he's inside I'd gyrate a little bit and that blows their mind  *hihi* )


So, there ya have it M. Practice just makes perfect. Always be safe.




Fierce and Love,




Seth :3

Answer : Email Fan Question (PART 1)

Dear M,

Little did I know that a lot of my fellow bloggers out there are having the same predicament as you are when it comes to being bottom.

Before we begin, kindly set aside the idea of being "power" bottom because that entails much more skill and endurance. Our main objective for now is for you to be able to enjoy being bottom as cleanly and safely as possible.

*drum roll*

#1. Cleaning Up

The most classic fear of a bottom is ... messing up. Believe me for the first few attempts that does tend to happen, so it would be best if you have a very patient and understanding partner who can help ease the embarrassment. :)

I think what you're trying to do is an enema to flush your intestines. I really don't recommend that for beginners at all. The insertion of the syringe which has a small and sharp edge, can actually puncture the delicate lining inside. In addition, too much water and/or pressure can also cause it to rupture and bleed. Seek professional help, before attempting to do this on your own. (Nurses, anyone?)

I actually go for a more natural approach. DIET. The body has it's own way of cleaning itself. Back then, before I engage in my sexual binges (scheduled of course) I make it a point to eat nothing but fruits and vegetables for two to three days. The leafier and the more fiber the better.

Why?

Unlike meat which digests longer and has a foul smelling odor, fiber doesn't stay inside the body longer than a day. Not only will you be getting more nutrients, you'd also be avoiding constipation and hemorrhoids which doesn't really bode well in the bedroom?

Keep the diet for two to three days and you'll be squeaky clean in no time!

#2. Know your anatomy

 The anus, technically, is not designed for penetration. The sphincter or that muscle that acts as the seal that opens and closes, specifically opens outward only. 

Any foreign object regardless of size WILL CAUSE PAIN.

So how do you train your bum to open up?

Answer: Breathing and Lubrication

Okay, so you followed the diet. Check.

It would also be best to get enough foreplay to warm up your body and the anticipation down below would help you relax a bit.

Line the bed with a towel, lie on your back, ask your partner to don a glove or condom on his index finger. (make sure he trimmed his nails !!!) 

Breathe using pursed lips. Breathe through your nose, exhale through the mouth as if blowing bubbles. It helps you focus and relax.

Compared to the vagina, the anus doesn't have dedicated glands to produce lubrication. Use commercially prepared water based lubrication or spit (kinda kinky when a guy spits on it for me? I dunno, sounds nasty it turns me on. *hihi*) Soap, lotion, oils, tend to irritate the colon. 

Take it slowly but surely. Insert an inch, take your time to breathe, when you're comfortable, take two. Once inside, his finger can also do a circling motion. Imagine drawing a circle with your finger alone. The massage also helps the sphincter relax.  :) 

Once you're comfortable with one finger, try two fingers, with the same step above this. He can take his time inside and stimulate you further with gentle prostatic massage as well. From the photo above, you can see it is easily palpable from the outside and it feels like an avocado seed.

Keyword: GENTLE. I once dated someone who pressed my insides as if I'm an ATM machine. That hurts.

Finger fucking should be in screw like motion. Circular movements help the colon relax.


PART 2 ... to be continued

My First Email Fan Question...

Hello!

I understand that you are a power bottom. I desperately need advice, hope you can help.

I want to be a bottom, but I cannot seem to take the pain however often I try.

I've felt the ecstasy of a dick inside of me and when it stimulates my prostate. The thing is, I cannot seem to take the pain long enough for me to make it last. All I can take is 4-5 thrusts, and my body tells me to stop.

I tried training myself by placing stuff like hairbrush handles or a slim toilet product container (like hairgel containers) in my butt for extended periods of time to make myself used to it. But, it doesn't seem to work. When I am about to do it with someone, and he places it in, it still fucking hurts. Some of the partners I've had are not really that big, and we do use condoms and lubricants.

I clean myself alse before the deed by using a syringe with a cathater tube to insert water and then expel it until I only see water coming out.

Any advice from you on how to manage the pain or get used to it would be appreciated.


Thank you in advance,

M